Jumbo Aspirin 325mg 1000 Tablet Haiku

X-Husband #54
Keeps 2 Helmets in “Ur Locker”
Scratches Bear Butt

Cold Air Whirls around Knees
Weather Changes
1000 Tablets Buys
325mg @ SafeWay®

Lone Little Girl Rides Yellow Bus
Looks Out 1st Row Window
Sneaks Smile & Cookie

Things I require 2 acquire 2 legally change my name 2 Prestiq®
1.A modestly styled dried blood wig
2.A straight black skirt hemmed & painted below knee
3. A scarlet puffy sleeved high neckline
4.A human being to wind me up

Dr Buzzard’s
6 Flags Saint Louis Jail
Is Stranger than Pulp Fiction

Donna Pecore’s Pet
Pit Bull “Apache”
Claims he’s “one eighth
Mighty Choctaw”

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