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Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Jumbo Aspirin 325mg 1000 Tablet Haiku


X-Husband #54
Keeps 2 Helmets in “Ur Locker”
Scratches Bear Butt

Cold Air Whirls around Knees
Weather Changes
1000 Tablets Buys
325mg @ SafeWay®

Lone Little Girl Rides Yellow Bus
Looks Out 1st Row Window
Sneaks Smile & Cookie

Things I require 2 acquire 2 legally change my name 2 Prestiq®
1.A modestly styled dried blood wig
2.A straight black skirt hemmed & painted below knee
3. A scarlet puffy sleeved high neckline
4.A human being to wind me up

Want More Haiku? My X, Mr. Mothballs says:
Click Here!”

Thursday, June 25, 2009

My X Husband: Mr. Mothballs...

I’ve been getting a lot of tweets and other types of rude text inquiries concerning one of my many X-husbands, Mr. Mothballs. Instead of trying to answer each and every one of my fans individually, I’m posting this visual & textural portrait illustrating him & describing our relationship:

Want More Haiku? My X, Mr. Mothballs says “Click Here!

Wednesday, June 03, 2009

Happy Birthday Anderson Cooper !

Live from Chicago: Happy Birthday Anderson Cooper !
Borders Book Store describes AC's new memoir of war disasters and survival,
Dispatches from the Edge:
An intrepid correspondent and host of his own news program on CNN, the dashing Anderson Cooper shakes off the cardboard image of the staid news anchor to give reporting a human face. He brings the same candor to his memoir of a year spent covering harrowing stories such as Southeast Asia's tsunami, the war in Iraq, and Hurricane Katrina. In the midst of such devastation, Cooper is gripped by his own painful memories of his father's death when he was a boy, and, not long afterward, his brother's suicide.
My review will be posted soon on this or one of my other blogs. Stay Tuned...
All of us Ladies in Chicago and at fatgirls rio baton, especially Annabelle Echo, want to wish AC the happiest of Birthdays and hope for many, many more. Please be careful out there and watch your back! Yes maybe we are just a bunch of crazy ladies but we love you none the less.
The image above has been updated. Click here to view!

Friday, February 01, 2008

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Sunday, June 10, 2007

Best of luck at your new address! NOT!


Best of luck at your new address! NOT!

Last week I called my bank. I told them that I was through with credit. From now on, I wasn’t going to pay interest on things I didn’t really need in the first place. If I didn’t have the money in the bank I wasn’t going to spend it. They told me that if I deactivated my credit card I wouldn’t have a credit history. I relented. But I still cut up my credit card. Then yesterday I found this letter on top of a pile of junk mail.
I can’t make this stuff up:

June 5, 2007
Dear Annabelle Echo,
Congratulations on your recent move and thanks for keeping us up-to-date on your credit card ending in ****. As an added safeguard would you please take a moment to verify the address change requested?
New Address:
445 E Euclid St
Detroit MI 48202
If this information is correct, you are all set. There is no need to contact us. If, however, there is an error - or if you have in fact not requested this address change – please call us toll free at 1-888-***-****. Call us any time and we will be glad to set your records straight. When calling, please remember to have your account number available.

Best of luck at your new address!

Sincerely,
Fraud Operations

Here is my response:

Dear Fraud Operations,
It is my distinct pleasure to inform you that I have never even been to Detroit, Michigan and have no future plans to visit let alone live there. However, if you had done a simple search on Google™ Maps you would see that according to your records I am now living in a VACANT LOT!
Most people might lose a little sleep knowing that someone is out there masquerading and using their identity to buy a lot of worthless junk such as a MacMansion, a gas guzzling sport utility vehicle or a yacht and ruining their credit and putting them into debt. Strangely, I slept like a baby last night. I dreamt that all of the junk mail that usually piles up on my doorstep was being delivered to a vacant lot in Detroit only to swirl and then scatter.
On the Web:
Turning trees into trash…Forest Ethics fights back!
Church of Stop Shopping, Links of Resistance…
What My Identity Thieves bought on Ebay sung by Weird Al Yankovic…
Are you a victim of Identity Theft?

Saturday, May 05, 2007

Inside the Brain of Annabelle Echo...




Panarama of this Venue...

Bloggers Annabelle Echo & Deep H lose themselves to the Version Festival in Chicago’s Bridge Port neighborhood.
“ This is the final struggle/Let us join together and tomorrow/ The International/Will be the human race”
:: VERSION>07 THE INSURECTION INTERNATIONALE ::
On the Web:
I’m a frickin’ american, former male model & faux journalist ;-), Deep H shares his thoughts:
War, the national religion
Divide et Impera
Exactly what are you selling again?



Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Sexy Silver & Blue: AC 360° & Others....


Are they as sexy as Anderson Cooper?
The Answer is Yes!
They are The Yes Men.
On the Web, more sexy folks:
The Reverend Billy &
Forest Ethics Report onVictoria's dirty little Secret...

Check out Annabelle Echo Chicago for reports about Economic Hitman, John Perkins, Welsh Music Icon & Painter, Jon Langford and Sculptress, Cynthia Plaster Caster.

On the Web: Friday, May 12th, 2006, The Yes Men Strike Again: Group Poses As Halliburton Reps At “Catastrophic Loss” Conference.
Amy Goodman at Democracy Now! interviews The Yes Men's Andy Bichlbaum :
Halliburton Solves Global Warming

SurvivaBall™ Photographs and Video

Today Forest Ethics sent me this email:
Dear Annabelle,
We’re still waiting! Victoria’s Secret is spending lots of time and money on selling PINK, but they sure are dragging their feet to be green. For two years, Victoria’s Secret has been considering a more environmentally friendly paper for their catalogs, but we are demanding it! While we all wait they continue to send out over a million catalogs a day - destroying over 130 trees a day. The time for action is NOW! Help us keep the pressure on and make sure they hear us loud and clear! We demand they MAKE their decision and make the RIGHT decision - to protect our Endangered Forests. The campaign is heating up. Sign-up to get more involved. There are lots of things you can do. Check it out!

*Organize a Demonstration
*Attend an Event
*Pass Out leaflets to Victoria’s Secret customers

Sign-up NOW!
Victoria’s Secret is an icon of fashion, but they need to realize that destroying forests is never in fashion. That’s because forest destruction for catalogs destroys wildlife habitat and contributes to global warming. Together, we can make sure Victoria's Secret makes a change for the better and help protect our last remaining endangered forests.
For the Forests,
Liz Butler
Organizing Director

P.S. Have you sent a free fax to the CEO reminding him - Forests Matter? Take Action NOW!

I wrote back:
Hello Liz,
Maybe it's a good idea to single out and/or focus on Victoria's Secret because of their sexy image because it brings attention to the problem of waste and destruction of trees. In my experience however I receive a lot of catalogues from Eddie Bauer, Lands End, Nordstrom and L. L. Bean. Every time I buy something online I start getting tons of paper catalogues. Despite buying underwear from Victoria's Secret Stores at least once a year--they have my address-- they've never sent a paper catalogue.
O.K. That being said I support Forest Ethics efforts on my
blog:
What I want to know is why does Forest Ethics focus so much on Victoria's Secret when these other retailers are just as or more wasteful. Because of the Internet these catalogues are almost completely unnecessary. If they must send them to some who don't have Internet access they should be printed on recycled paper.
Thanks from Annabelle Echo
Liz wrote back:
The answer is that 2 reasons:
1. They send out 395 million catalogs a year which is much larger then other catalogs. They also send out more to an single person on their list (we have been told that people will get 20-24 a year if they are on the list)
2. Major reason is that they source out of a key endangered forest here is the info on that forests.
I hope this helps.
Liz
Information from Forest Ethics:
Endangered Boreal Forests of Alberta's Rocky Mountain Foothills
* Only 2% of Alberta's Rocky Mountain Foothills eco-region is legally protected from logging, oil and gas drilling and other industrial development. The Little Smoky and Big Horn Endangered Forests are two of the most extensive and least disturbed areas in the Foothills that are in need of immediate protection.
* West Fraser is currently logging both the Little Smoky and Big Horn Endangered Forests and turning them into wood products and pulp that goes into Victoria Secret Catalogs
* The Little Smoky Endangered Forest is adjacent to the Magnificent Jasper National Park and contains some of the most important ecological values found in the Foothills.
* Woodland caribou, grizzly bear, cougar, wolf, wolverine, fisher, marten, moose, elk, and deer still roam freely in this area, and its rivers and streams provide key habitat for a diversity of fish including bull trout, arctic grayling and mountain whitefish.
* Woodland Caribou populations in West Fraser's Forest Management Area have declined 20% over the past 20 years and West Fraser's plans for continued logging threaten their very existence.