Evil Doers Aisle 5

Evil Doers Aisle 5
By Annabelle Echo
My X husband Hawaii 5.0 scares people.
He flicks his Bic randomly yet with malice
aforethought menacing all who pass because
he thinks he’s watching re-runs of “Bewitched!”
He speaks into a sardine can talkin’ about “the Evil Doers”.
He wears a plaid necktie over a short-sleeve t shirt.
He matches the plaid with a sporty cap.
He pulled from the dumpster a coffee stained oatmeal lump of
a sweatshirt signifying in bold black letters the word  “POLO”.