My X Husband: Mr. Mothballs...

I’ve been getting a lot of tweets and other types of rude text inquiries concerning one of my many X-husbands, Mr. Mothballs. Instead of trying to answer each and every one of my fans individually, I’m posting this visual & textural portrait illustrating him & describing our relationship:

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